Please Keep Your Distance Unless You're A Dog Ceramic Mug 15 oz adios bitchachos Progress: brewing

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Please Keep Your Distance Unless You're A Dog Ceramic Mug 15 oz adios bitchachos Progress: brewingPlease keep your distance. Unless you're a dog. Then approach immediately, tail first, treats will be provided, cuddles mandatory. This dog person mug posts the social policy with total clarity. Humans: six feet minimum. Dogs: zero feet, come here right now. Who this is for: The dog person whose social battery only charges via paws The gift for the friend who greets the dog before the owner Anyone needing a keep your distance unless dog mug as policy