Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age birthday The goddess who lies beyond

The goddess who lies beyond the shoreline singing your song…”

Kaolin clay and ground olive stone add some force to your cleansing

including brand new recipes and beautiful food photography

Are you tired of hearing ’Mercury must be in retrograde’ every time the slightest thing goes wrong

Arin Murphy-Hiscock

Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age birthday The goddess who lies beyondokes and haikus have a common goal: to pack the greatest punch in the most succinct way possible. In Eating Salad Drunk, today's biggest names in comedy come together to do just that, with hilarious, poignant, and (sometimes) dirty haikus about living and coping in our modern burnout age. Contributors include Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Ian Black, Aubrey Plaza, Margaret Cho, Maria Bamford, Ray Romano, Aparna Nancherla, Ziwe Fumudoh, Chris Gethard, Sasheer